She pissed on my lap
I was sitting on my friend’s couch in the middle of a crowded birthday party when the cat jumped up on my lap. The woman next to me stopped her conversation to smile at me and say, “You must be a cat person.” Iris the cat purred loudly and nestled in, so I began scratching her chin. “Oh, I am. I grew up in a house where cats outnumbered people,” I told the woman, and then I felt something warm seeping down my inner thigh.
I jumped to my feet, forcing Iris to leap to the floor. A wet spot was spreading down the front of my jeans. My sudden movement made everyone’s heads snap to me. All I could get out was an incredulous “She pissed on my lap.”
It took a few seconds for the shock to subside, then a couple guests began discussing the best way to get urine out of clothes. After I’d changed and the washer was churning, everyone approached me. They struck up conversations; they knew my name. As an introvert, I was pretty uncomfortable with the attention, but I had no choice: I was The Guy Who Got Pissed On. I made several friends that night.
What’s my point? Three ounces of cat piss (apparently she was saving up) completely messed with my self-imposed label of “Introvert,” and good things resulted. All you Fiction|Poetry writers out there: consider getting a cat to piss on your jeans and entering the nonfiction yeah write super challenge #3.
Only good things will come from being a more well-rounded writer.
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Cindy felt the fear and said “yes” anyway in her essay The Magical Power of Doing the Opposite. This week’s prompt taken from her work is: “I’ve learned to do the opposite of what my brain tells me.”
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