It’s the final week of our family-free month here at the yeah write weekly writing challenge, so it’s only fitting I wrap it up with a post about my children. Next week, we’ll be off to greater adventures.
My kids are trying to kill me
I’ve never before felt as separated from my original reasons for wanting children as I have for the past few weeks. Not one of my kids, age 17, 11 or 3, is listening to me for any reason unless I’m yelling at somebody, and I’m not even a yeller. I usually deal with the entire fiasco by shutting my bedroom door, and pouring a double cocktail while watching a movie or anything sports-related. Then somewhere in there, I decided this is my house and I’m not gonna gain another bed potato pound by refusing to get out and move around. So this new mommy is a shock to their systems as we are in a transitory period right now—reasserting who’s boss and it for sure isn’t anyone around here shorter than 60-in. tall.
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Hey, welcome back! If it’s been a while, we’ve missed you. If it’s been a long while, you and the virgins can share textbooks. Submissions are moderated and limited to a hard count of 1,000 words. Voting is no longer accepted from the world wide web; the editors are scoring each entry as a series of closed votes. No family themes will be allowed this week, but you are welcome to place your kids for adoption in my comments. I’ve already gotten a few nibbles on mine from Craigslist.
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Helpful links for virgins and the more experienced
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Yeah write #76 weekly writing challenge is open for submissions…